Mall Ninja Barrel

No one self identifies as such.

Mall ninja barrel. The original mall ninja. Enjoy press j to jump to the feed. The mall ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of tactical gear such as fatigues a thigh holster with of course a glock combat boots bandolier and other accouterments that you d usually only see on a swat operative. Equal parts naïveté delusion and obnoxiousness the mall ninja contributes to countless ill informed online debates concerning arms armor and warfare and is a common consumer of assorted paramilitary woo broscience and shared misconceptions about history and the world.

Some kind soul archived the original mall ninja conversations and then the internet archive archived his archives. Median age is usually 19 25 and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain special forces units all of which they re too young and idiotic to have joined real special forces types don t brag. The term mall ninja is pejorative. Converse combat boots dragon.

Posted by 5 years ago. This is a sub for all the ugly mall ninja knives and fantasy retarded shit that the mall ninjas like. This is a sub for all the ugly mall ninja knives and fantasy retarded shit that the mall ninjas like. A mall ninja is a type of weapons and combat enthusiast that is characterized by being so ungrounded in reality as to make even the most hardcore gun nuts shake their heads.

The text on the sides of the barrel read ニンジャアサシン ninja assassin and 私はクールだ i m cool. Converse combat boots dragon knives united. Basically it s supposed to be stupid. 21 votes 11 comments.

The original mall ninja threads with gecko45. The mall ninja oddly does not reduce concealment despite adding a very large barrel. The term ninja seems to have stuck to these types of young males because they behave as if they are invincible. Plus the weapon of choice in these mall shootings has been a long weapon rifle which the mall ninja seems to prefer because it s length makes them feel they are wielding a sword like a ninja.

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